Bike Asshole and Other Annoyances
Driving home from work today, I came upon two people on bicycles, riding side-by-side, the left rider in the middle of the lane I was driving down. They were not riding quickly, and the left-most rider was swerving back and forth between his girlfriend riding on the right side and the center yellow lines. I beeped as I got close, but the guy did not pull to the side to let me pass. I pulled into the oncoming lane to pass, slowly, and as I did, I rolled the window down and said, "Y'all TRYING to get killed?" I noticed that they both looked poor or even homeless. The guy was bearded and had a ripped up trench coat. He yelled that they had every right I had to ride their bikes down the street where cars go. I had already passed them and left him with a message that he was number one in my thoughts, let's put it that way. That FUCKER. Riding down the middle of the lane when the speed limit is 45 fucking miles an hour. I looked up the law on this and the best I can fi